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Don't pay attention to this tweet, I'm standing alone in public so I'm doing this to make it look like I'm texting.
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Every cigarette you smoke takes five minutes off your life. According to my calculations I should have died in 1879.
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For f**k's sake it's 2012. We can stack microprocessor transistors on a 22nm fabrication process but we still can't make printers that work.
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Today I was checking out Superman's new costume http://t.co/eXc9h757 via @9GAG
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster is goes...
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So then they handcuffed me and said, "Anything you say can and will be held against you" So I said "Johnny Depp"
